remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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