# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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