We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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