Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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