But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
there was a trapeze. enough said
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just invented taco cereal.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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