I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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