maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
