Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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