Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
