Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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