p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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