Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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