i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She even gives head with a lisp.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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