ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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