She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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