Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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