I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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