Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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