ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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