Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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