Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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