literally had 100 drinks last night.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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