She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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