woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
