What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.