Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways