after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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