I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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