ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think my moral compass just broke
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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