He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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