he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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