every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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