if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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