ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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