I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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