So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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