is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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