Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you inspire me to be a worse person
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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