If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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