At least make sure they are 18
Why
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
