tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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