she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
