No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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