threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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