THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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