me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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