well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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