Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
