David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that