I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
