i just had sex bonerless
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Randomize
