2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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