I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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