The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize