why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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