i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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